There's a joke that floats across the internet: "Always be yourself. Unless you can be Batman. Then you should always be Batman." Michael Keaton got to be Batman in blockbuster movies and he got to work, unheralded, behind the scenes on "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood".

He lost 15kg (2st 5lb) and had to buy a new set of clothes. The second, he didn't. After several months of keeping the lid on it "Mister Little Jokes", as Nicolas Sarkozy sneeringly calls him, is at it again. The Hollande campaign has decided that their ...

i.e. a joke or amusing interpretation in the style of our show. Once you've finished your masterpiece, upload the video to your YouTube account with the title "Lil' Miss or Mister Clip Show Host Pageant". The contest begins on 4/11, and the cutoff is 5/22 ...

Mother-in-law jokes are cliché. That’s not the reason I’ve never ... Obviously, I couldn’t call my in-laws Mister and Misses. That would be much too formal and just plain weird. The other thing I could never do is call them mom and dad.

"It's a dangerous game that these kids are driving around playing and it's not cool," said Michael Soloman, who works at A-J Mister Clean Car Wash on Richmond ... somebody wanting to have fun. It's no joke here. It's real serious," he said.

“Barry? Barry White?” The laughter now louder. The lady with the glasses did not get the joke. “Mister Barry White.” She says with firmness. With thought. And then she stifles a laugh. Now she gets it. Michael speaks up for the whole roo ...

Previous geek April Fools jokes that Cinema Blend rounded up include the Star ... Eddie Murphy replacing Michael Jackson in Captain EO, Tim Burton making a Mister Rogers film, a Little Miss Sunshine 3D conversion, Lady Gaga starring in a Madonna ...

For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, then Boudreaux said, "Look mister, don't never do dat again. You scared the crap out of me!" Thibodeaux , who was also frightened, apologized and said he didn't realize that a tap on the ...